artattackmusic:

papayakiwi:

"homosexuality is wrong bc god said so"

*mom voice* well if god said to jump off a bridge would you

the problem is that people would

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

(via darachtheboat)

<K_> oh my god i am going to go jump off a footlong cliff
<T_> wow K_ sounds risky
<O_> you might even stub your toe on the way down
<O_> imagine, a whole 300 millimeters
<K_> i'll upgrade to 2 feet if you seriously do it

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via thatsonofamitch)

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via thatsonofamitch)

allabout-theirony:

officialunitedstates:

do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life

first time anyone in my 18+ years of my life offered me weed was a month ago and it was my 28 year old sister

lfcrafts:

A good way to start your day

lfcrafts:

A good way to start your day

(via yurihooves)

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

(Source: dannydevitofan97, via littlefaekitten)